"But I would if I could."
im sorry this is really long and poopy haha i n e e d to sl eep but instead i did this frick
too many. so many aniems. so much vidya. so many dark haired bishie megane males. sighs
put a stop to cis girls calling their sexual arousal for someone a “lady boner”
When cis women refer to “lady boners” it’s considered funny and cute. When trans women refer to “lady boners” it’s considered gross and violating. OH BUT I’M SURE CISSEXISM AND TRANSMISOGYNY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH—wait, sorry, no, it has everything to do with it.
Mikasa can take on all those titans without all y’all.
Obviously another parody of this wartime propaganda poster.
I’ve always wanted to do one.
A tribute to Episode 7 of the “attack on titan” anime when everyone was losing their shit and Mikasa’s just like STOP IT. You don’t even need to do anything, I’ll take care of it you babies.
Will probably be available as a poster for Fanime 2014 and Anime Expo!
in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
people like to be warm but will get angry if u light them on fire(via commanderabutt)
I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it. It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor. The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.
OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES
what are you talking about. im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am
we went on a field trip to the zoo last week
So I did a thing…
it’s 2 am and I found chicken nuggets in my closet someone send help